RPanttiez vants to suck your blood....during that time of the month.

You know, just like the Twidildo, this makes all sorts of sense. I mean, Edward Cullen is responsible for thousands of pairs of chonies getting covered in massive amounts of creme de la coochie. So panties with his mouth on the labia area was the next natural step.

At this point, it won't be long for some bitches puts out sparkly Twitamponz. It won't leave a drop! The "Jacob Black Twitampon" will be extra furry for those with heavy flow.

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because everyone wants to be black until you end up in Keisha's journal.

i don’t know why I even fucked with this to begin with.

“Knockin’ Your Heels Off”

After reading comments for the better part of the day about H-Town and Jodeci’s video for “Knockin’ Your Heels Off” i finally mustered up enough courage to sit through 4:50 of pure bump n’ grind self-inflicted torture. after cheddar bobbing myself inside this R&B zombie land i can confidently tell you that i would rather participate in the suicide hot wing challenge while watching master p’s new show with cassie and ashanti performing an accapella duet of “ave marie” in a megaphone than sit through this shit again.

sexually suggestive pelvis movements and song lyrics have never made me rethink celibacy so much. if rome attempts a comeback next year, its over for this.

*shudder*

so anyways.

(#Sideeye)

im not havin a pleasant night and if ima rant ima rant in the right places.

first of all, a friends girlfriend has been irritated the fuck outta me here lately from seein her down to her hackin into his myspace and writing lovey stuff. if you knew her personality you'd understand why.

shes also adds on to my irritation of superly overly cute asian girls. because that's what she is. this annoying bubble of kawaii desu (no shes not japanese but thats the best i can describe her) and her lack of common sense just. ugh. i had to slap the bitch upside the head tonight. her clingyness was in the way of me comin home.

look bitch, im tired, i have work in the morning, i wasted a cute outfit goin to the club that was whack. hate that and you wanna hold everyone up because your boyfriend got in one car and you can't part from him for all of one night and wanna case a scene. your house is this way, we're goin this way. GET IN THE FUCKING CAR SO WE CAN GO HOME.

so i hit her. but she deserved it.
...not hard just smacked her upside the head.

whatever.

i didn't get drunk because im budgeting because well, MONEY PROBLEMS.

which brings me to my next rant.

how come when im not takin commissions, this is when everyone and their damn grandma send me notes askin if im open for commissions and to let them know when i am they'll surely commission me.

but when i open my commissions because i need the money (like i always do) NO ONE COMMISSIONS. ITS LIKE DAMN, MY ART ONLY GOOD WHEN IM NOT WILLIN TO DRAW FOR YOU?

so pretty much im puttin it like this, hopefully i can stall the $90 by Wednesday. ima keep commissions open til then. i use paypal because i doubt i can get your money in the mail by Wednesday. and plus with the way mail runs today no fuckin tellin.

if i really don't get the money or atleast enough commissions to the point where im comfortable enough to ask friends or family for the rest of the money. im done with commissions, i wont even take em. because this bullshit gets on my nerves.

u waddle around askin when i don't need the money but when i do no ones around and its like damn you just asked me THE OTHER DAY, WHERE U AT NOW?

i understand if your broke or had the money then when u asked but SHIT.

*HUFF*

im not even gonna blame the asian girl on this one, this has been annoying me for years. it seems to happen almost every time. not fusin at the people who do help me tho. even if you just wish me luck gettin the money, its not helpin but at least i know you read the damn journal.

so. whatever. im takin commissions. their open. i'll try to get them done asap and i wont have you waiting for long for em.

beggars can't be choicers so i guess i'll accept any kind of commissions.

ok lets not use the words beggars. either u commission me or you don't. send me a note. end of line and thats how it goes. this shit aint cute when srs bizness is involved.



GOOD NIGHT

here goes.
i need an extra $90 by monday so i guess im opening commissions for the weekend? since i wanna get them out the way i guess im jus gonna open sketch commissions. which are $10. more than one character is an added $5. but maybe a bit...more i guess.

uhm im gonna try and knock out the rest of my to do list over there tonight (or atleast sketch em) and then fill those end so this weekend + work is just commission time. might as well do em while im on a roll right? if you reallllllllllllly want a colored picture i'll do it but you'll prolly have a lil wait because of course, the last 3 commissions on my list are colored (not to mention posters) and i wanna get em out the way so you'll have a..couple days wait, but i'll get the sketch to you for you to see. or whatever. we'll figure it out via note. different strokes for different folks ya'know?

i wanna get these over and done with and since im on a drawin roll its best i just do em now. pay first, drawing....asap (in which i promise i wont have you wait a -year- like poor =KolBrez *sad face*) and yea. its whatever. or if you just wanna donate some loose change in your paypal you can totally do that to any extra money will go towards season 2 of KNTM (subscriptions and such)

annnd yea.

so. if you have a commission send me a note, lets talk, mingle, sex and see what we can do from there. if you need more specific prise details hit up my shoutboard to theee...right
thank ya'll <3