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the NEW religion. READ!

Sun Mar 5, 2006, 1:12 PM

*walks to the crowd*
I am Prophet Keisha. and Therefor i bring to you the new religion that has converted me....Naticism!
The head preist is ~PshYcHo-MaNtIs and the nuns are =destianna & *raila ..*nodnod*

- worship *zoeyspencer for she is your GAWD!!!!
- geezus is a sex symbol...
- lucifer is a porn star...........................he pwns the playboy mansion...
- st.micheal doens't believe in sheos...but his the spokes person for Nike... . .. . .

7 deadly sins
- panties
- non procrastinating
- "lol"
- school
- XBox
- the ^^ face
- 20-some-year-olds picking online fights with highschoolers

7 heavenly virtues
- male nudity
- procrastination
- yaoi
- playstation 2
- video game marathons
- cow-tipping
- now yaoi

Proverbs
- "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching"
- "When you wish upon a star, your dreams will come true. Unless its actually a meteorite hurtling toward earth that will destroy all life. Then you're hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless its death by meteor"
- "The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower"
- "The early worm is for the birds"

The bible will be on sell the same day that Pamula Anderson releases her new book.. .. yea...for a low price of 17.99.......plus tax. <3 we don't accept CoDs but Visa, Mastercard, Bank of America, Checks, or PayPal is accepted

!!!!

Mad love to my ninjas

Spunky Magazine Spunky: Forum Digimon D4
~WarOfHearts-FC~Soul-Essence~DigiFDD

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=destianna Mar 5, 2006, 1:19:18 PM

*walks out with modified nun getup* ........ *kneels and does her daily worship*

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*DestyStar

~ZhaoWuxia Mar 5, 2006, 5:06:18 PM

HERESY.

THIS IS FIRST CLASS HERESY.

*takes out the Athiest's bible, and bashes you on the head* CONVERT TO THE ATHEIST RELIGION AND WORSHIP OUR GODDESS ATHIA LAWL, OR WE'LL BURN AN ATHIEST "A" ON YOUR LAWN AND LYNCH YOU AT THE STAKE-*SHOT*

/Conversionist satire

Sorry, couldn't help it. But I do hope I won't get geezus burned on my lawn if I pass up this offer D:

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Man is Evil by nature. -Xun Zi

Therefore its existence is a crime, and its punishment is death.

=snoppy Mar 5, 2006, 5:08:53 PM

XDXD ROFL

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_{"You gave me a band-aid, I put it on my heartbreak..."
Keisha}

~call-me-Karei Mar 6, 2006, 1:07:43 AM

XD!!! -falls over laughing hysterically- Oh lord thatys funny!

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The battle of the sexes will never be won or decided... there is too much fraternizing with the enemy ~

~simplyCHRIS Mar 7, 2006, 9:31:41 AM

on your knees eh? i know what kinda worship that is! =B

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okay.....go.

=DIchigo Oct 9, 2006, 12:15:16 PM

ahh, yaoi, best heavenly virtue evar

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The Beginning of the Awesome Adventures of Ficusxander the Great and Limon Jazz
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Rock the dorkism!

sometimes the best things are sketches because of the liberty and lack of expectation that motivated them.

~Kashatan Apr 6, 2008, 1:44:33 AM

*joines religion*

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You win at life!!! *hands points over*

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